What Not To Do At A Stoplight by Jocelyn

Parental Disclaimer: She did NOT learn these by watching her parents (well, I might confess to # 5, 8, 9 & 17). I found this today while cleaning out some papers. Jocelyn wrote a list of things that you are not supposed to do at a stoplight (in a car) and it cracks me up. I can certainly see how some of these items might be awkward and dangerous.

You are not soposed to:

1. feed your pets
2. writing on a paper
3. smocking in your car
4. ficsing your moirrs
5. calling a friend or family person
6. macking a sandwich
7. lighting a candle
8. talking to people in your car
9. eating a snack
10. drinking water
11. cooking food in your car
12. playing a game that has to do with standing up
13. feeding your baby
14. waching T.V.
15. smashing your morror
    
16. writing on a chalkboard
17. ficksing your air codishoning
18. milking your cow
    
19. walking your cat or dog
20. doing magic tricks
21. doing sience and poshens
22. macking a table
23. macking lemonade to drink